March 02nd, 2018

Another bomb cyclone is pummeling the Northeast with high winds, flooding and a wintry mix. Some are arguing that if we gave high pressure systems guns, we wouldn’t have this problem. 

The Academy Awards are this weekend. Oscars across the country are gearing up to make their best and only jokes of the year. In a completely unprecedented move, Oscar L. from Akron, Ohio is planning on snubbing Tostitos and instead awarding Keira’s week-old Triscuits best supporting snack.